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Bizarre Holiday Gift Ideas from France

Finding the “perfect” gift for those on your list who seem to have everything is a chore. Here are two ideas for gifts from France you’ve probably never come across before.

Bizarre Holiday Gift Ideas from France

Nancy McGee of Absolutely Southern France has a holiday gift suggestion that tops the “bizarre” list. Before you find out about it, there’s another present that you can find at the Uzes Saturday market that’s certain to please — donkey milk.

Donkey Milk Skin Creme

Donkey Milk Skin Creme


Donkey milk has been a favorite for women of distinction since the time of Cleopatra. It is said that Cleopatra traveled with a team of 100 donkeys so that she could indulge in a bath of donkey milk. Personally, I love the soap, bath lotion, and the cream shown above. It’s absolutely luxurious!

Nancy McGee has another unique idea for holiday gifts she discovered at the Wednesday Market in Sete — bat shit!

Bat shit at the Sete market

Bat shit at the Sete market


Bats in the belfry? No – under the tree! And Santa’s going Batshit Crazy this year, his sacks bulging with gifts ranging from bat-logo apparel to the actual guano — to use the polite term. No kidding, bat shit’s big business.


Bat Shit Ready for Gift Giving

Bat Shit Ready for Gift Giving


” I love Sète’s weekly Wednesday market,” said Nancy, “last week I was searching for unique gifts amongst the food, household goods, clothing, and flower stalls,” she continued. “Then I spotted a stall piled high with boxes of bat guano amongst the plants and flowers. You’d have to be blind a bat to miss it,” she exclaimed.

What is it for?

The merchant explained: ‘It’s an excellent natural soil conditioner and fertilizer – acts fast, hardly any odor, and makes good tea.”


“Tea for the roses!’ he countered hastily. He packages the guano himself and sells around 25 boxes daily, with prices ranging from 2-5 euros.

Bats can be found in most countries but prefer warm climates, and so many have made their home in southern France. They roost in tree holes or behind the bark, in caves, cellars, attics, and crevices of buildings, as well as in man-made bat houses. Bats are really intelligent creatures with a sophisticated navigation system. Most use sound or biological sonar – echolocation – and emit noises that bounce back like an echo, enabling them to detect obstacles or find food.


Yes, some make a kind of tweeting sound, and according to recent studies, they form long-lasting relationships through a social networking system! They know, too, that by sleeping upside down on a branch, they’ll be well-positioned for flight and safe from predators. How then do they – er, you know – if they wake up in the middle of the night? Wouldn’t that be messy? Not at all – they simply flip right up and back down again!

Where bats reside, there will be plenty of guano, so for business and mainly ecological reasons, we must protect the species. The Eurobats organization of EU countries, including France, was formed for just that purpose. Each August, they celebrate the International Night of the Bat. France is home to 34 species of bats, including horseshoe, long-fingered and mouse-eared varieties — absolutely none of the bloodsucking types.


Myths, facts, and superstitions

Bats were once believed to drive people insane, hence expressions such as ‘bats in the belfry,’  ‘batty,’ and ‘bat crazy.’ The battiest of all, of course, was Dracula – the bloodthirsty count who gave the reputation of bats a thorough “battering,” so to speak. Here are some of the facts and myths about bats:

  • Bats live in huge numbers, and the resulting heaps of Guano house small creatures, thus forming a new ecosystem
  • Bats have been populating the earth for 50 million years
  • Many bats eat insects – up to 1,200 mosquitoes an hour, helping keep pests in check
  • Others eat fruit and can play an essential role as pollinators
  • Vampire bats do not drink human blood
  • Blind as a bat? No, bats aren’t blind
  • The French name ‘chauve souris (bald mouse) is inaccurate.

See more about bats here.

What bizarre gifts are you giving this year?  Please send a comment and share it with us!







15 replies »

  1. Salut de Nice! Well clearly I’m giving bat $hit this year as my gift 🙂 thank you for the enlightening read. Hope you and yours are well. Joyeuse fêtes.

    • I have a few on my list that gift would fit perfectly! But be nice😄Thank you so much for following BFB. Happy holidays!

  2. Interesting Debbie. Here in New Zealand my Dad used to make sheep poo tea for his vege garden!
    Great reading, have a lovely christmas in France, planning our trip there next year about Sept, Oct. Would
    be great to meet up with you.

    Cheers Barb

  3. Deborah very interesting and I am just glad we do not have a garden as I would not want lots of Bat Shit around the house. Great marketing as Tea for the Roses!!! The Donkey milk I can understand as it is just the same as other skin creams from milk etc. Very enjoyable and hope all is well in Uzes as we miss it!!!

    • Tea for Roses is great, isn’t it? I sorta feel the same way you do, too. Just wondering what the birds that hang out on my terrace would think of bat shit! All is well in Uzes. It’s Christmas!! Happy Holidays to you..

  4. There are bats here in Monpazier. I’ve seen them during the summer at twilight. Years ago I found an enamel sign on French ebay for guano. I would’ve bought it but at the time, living in the US, the shipping on a large enamel sign would’ve been really expensive. Now that I’m in France I haven’t seen one.

    Actor Keenan Wynn’s character in the film “Dr. Strangelove” was Bat Guano. (Fun facts to know and tell department!)

    • Oh, I love that! Bat Guano. I’ll have to watch the movie again. Maybe you’ll get lucky and find another sign. I’ve probably walked by them at Brocante s and never noticed. I’ll know better now! Thanks for the info!

  5. I have heard about donkey milk as skin cream, although have never tried it, but the bat poo, that is a new one, the market sounds absolutely fascinating, just the type I love to visit. Have a very Merry Christmas

    • Donkey milk is fabulous. I’ll have to try batshit on my terrace plants. Should be interesting to see if I draw bats from the Duchè. Thanks for your note!

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